RIP JOANN Fabric

Tragically, JOANN Fabric and Craft Stores are closing, that distant monolith of my childhood doomed to date me like memories of Blockbuster and PanAm date my elders. As the closing sales grow steeper, however, I have been introduced to things I wouldn’t have gotten otherwise, like the plastic flowers and birds I’ve used to decorate curtain rods and light fixtures, at least one pack of stickers, and a good solid container for our cat toys to be stored in! So thank you to JOANN for that. I’ll remember it fondly… and keep the garlands out of cat-batting distance.

A corner where two walls meet the ceiling, with bronze curtains over one set of windows and light blue over another. Above the bronze curtains, a garland of plastic white roses stretches out and around the corner, meeting a garland of fake sunflowers over the blue.
A little yellow fake bird, attached to the arm of a protruding light fixture, such that the little bird sits upright. Its right eye is staring at the camera.
A false daisy is clipped onto a curtain rod, right where the wooden window frame beneath it begins. Together, they stand in stark contrast to the cool deep blue of the curtains, and robin's-egg blue of the wall.
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