Apparently it’s that time of year again, when the shrooms magically appear in your lawn overnight. Here are some of my favorites!



If that seems like a ludicrously terrible catchline, I’m doing something right! A couple months ago, I had a prompt to write an ad that deliberately employed at least 3 logical fallacies. I figured I might as well ride that train all the way to Station Absurdity, and this is the result:
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I’ve already posted about Duolingo in comparison to Rosetta Stone, but I’ve recently realized that a not-insignificant number of my screenshots are of Duo… more specifically, of the strange and amusing sentences their lessons are known to have. There were several that almost made this post, including “The fly is important,” (why, we are not told) and “She is making a drink out of beans.” I’m hoping they mean coffee. In the end, though, these are the ones I chose:



There’s one more, which I picked less because it’s humorous, and more because it’s timely. I was pleasantly surprised to find it in my Hawaiian lessons!

Ok, so we took a lot of pictures at MSI, but I could only fit so many into last week’s post without it being ridiculous. So now that I’ve got the excited rambling out of the way, here are some more photos!
Though the first one is actually a video of the Tesla coil activating; fair warning, it’s accompanied by a loud and obnoxious noise.




It’s been a busy week, so we’re following up last week’s prairie plant photos with a more miscellaneous selection of flower pictures.



Depending on where you live, some of you are probably already familiar with the concept of pocket prairies — little areas of land specifically dedicated to native prairie plants. Not only does this help preserve the native species, but prairie plants have extensive, deep root systems that hold the soil in place, decreasing erosion. And, y’know, they look nice. So since I was at a pocket prairie the other day, here are some pictures.


